Why Give A Crap What I Say? It's JUST me.

Why should you give a crap about me? I have no idea... BUT....I want to thank you for joining me on my journey of a super shitty - averagely happy - drama filled - absolutely hilariously funny life.
I clearly feel the need to spill my guts about what is happening in my life to people I don't know. The funniest most off color TRUE stories you've ever heard - and when you least expect it, you'll cry like a baby.

The photo you are seeing is "my" yard in the summer. A home is not a place it is the inhabitants that make it a home.

With love, Alyce

November 22, 2011

Come for lunch SHANIA please.

Dear Shania,

The most beautiful women on this planet.

The woman whose concert I took my husband to.

The woman who my husband swears winked at him while we stood in the fourth row.

The woman who he talks about me looking like. <wink>

The woman who can help make a dying man's wish come true.

Below is a video to you from me....the other woman.

I don't beg often, but I am begging now.

Please come to my home. Sit with my husband. Laugh with him, sing with him, chat with him.

With love,


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Thanks for taking the time to chat with me. Love - Alyce